Please unfriend me.

Wow. How do I even begin?

Okay.

You are a fucking piece of shit! Not just any shit. The kind of shit you get after eating Hostel wali Kithidi.

You might be thinking​ “What is wrong with this woman? Has she finally gone crazy? She is not making any sense, like our government.” Wow. Its a miracle that you can think. Were you thinking when you were tagging your so called “that” friends on those stupid Facebook posts by pages with hideous name like “i Am StuPid bUt siNgle. yOu mAde mY haRt duStBin”

Again, you might say “what is wrong in tagging people?” Dear Facebook friend, who am I to say what is wrong and what is right? Your mentality. Your upbringing. Your problem. You do what ever you want. I won’t stop you. But please, just unfriend me.

Why did I ever add these people whose name I just heard, but never had a conversation with. I know it’s my mistake. I am stupid that ways, no wonder my mom is so disappointed in me. She would say “Chi chi Vasihu! You will never change. You don’t come with a baggage, you come with garbage.”

Facebook is turning into my UG degree. It’s not making any sense, and I keep questioning myself — why am I here? What am I doing? The bull shit is so high nowadays, it’s like entire world is using this platform to just shit. What did you all have last night? Hostel Kichidi?
I tortured myself enough for 5 years to get my degree, otherwise what will Shashi Aunty say? I could no longer take more nonsense, so I deactivated my Facebook account last week. Few people thought “Arey! Kittu deactivated her account. She must be preparing for UPSC exam.” Hello, please. Hold your thoughts. I am only loyal to MBA.

Stalk your crushes. Send fraanship requests. Write “Imma attitude, Namma life” on your profile picture. Play farmville. Dig out old posts and pictures. Do what ever you want. I have no problem.
But, did you tag your friends in posts like below? You guys! HAHAHAHA! So funny. Can’t stop laughing *rolls on floor. rolls much and falls of the 15th floor balcony*

First of all, she cannot speak Hindi. Life is not Lagaan where every foreigner is like “Duguna Lagan denah paregah” You didn’t ever think, did you? Of-course, I don’t blame you for not having a brain. Dumb ass Rohit Shetty followers. Second of all, you think that woman is ugly? Why? Because they have darker skin, a healthy body or one less teeth? Did you every look at yourself in mirror? You look like your Aadhar photo had sex with your driving license photo.

YOU ARE THAT UGLY IN BOTH PHYSICAL AND MENTAL SENSE.

I am not trying to change you or preach. You can be a racist, a sexist, an elitist, a fat-shamer and an asshole all you want. But just do two things — 1) Have excessive amount of Hostel Kichidi and 2) Unfriend me.

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